London

2026-01-04 — 2026-02-18

Wherein London is surveyed in odd pastimes and layered rule, from a jar of moles at UCL to the City Remembrancer’s perch in Parliament, with canal boats pressed into housing.

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Here’s a list of things that interest me about London.

Thanks to Kathryn Smith and Rebecca Giggs for various hot tips.

1 OK London, whatcha got to entertain me?

I would be interested in going to peak London activities. This is an idiosyncratic definition that includes being specific to London and high on intimate, visceral, and personal dimensions of experience. Going to look at Westminster doesn’t count because it’s just a building—one clogged with ten thousand people taking selfies and then getting bored. Likewise, London Bridge. What’s some INTENSE LONDON BUSINESS?

I have been told that London is strong on history and Things of Interest to the Progeny of Oligarchs, so let’s lean into that.

  • Robo Victoria and Albert: In east London there’s a museum which is actually the storehouse for the more V&A famous museum. It has the most polarized TripAdvisor reviews I have ever read. Next to it, there’s the world’s tallest and longest tunnel slide.

  • Kew Gardens, hub of the empire of botany that helped Britain dominate the world. They’ve got weird collections, all gussied up nicely. (Bonsai, Cacti…)

  • The Grant Museum at UCL has a JAR OF MOLES.

  • The Viktor Wynd Absinthe and Monsters schtick looks kitsch enough that I probably wouldn’t go if I lived in London, but as a tourist I feel like I’ve got a licence.

  • Newspeak House

    Newspeak House, The London College of Political Technology, is an independent residential college founded in 2015. Our mission is to study, nurture and inspire emerging communities of practice across civil society and the public sector in the UK.

  • Village Underground seems like a cute venue where community meets raves

  • Dennis Severs & His House sounds like a peak mix of fabulous history, style, and queerness.

    Dennis Severs came to Spitalfields in 1979 and bought a derelict house saved by the Spitalfields Trust. He reconfigured it to tell the story of an imaginary Huguenot family who had lived there since it was built in 1724.

    Dennis moved into 18 Folgate Street with a candle, a chamber pot and a bedroll – and the house became his life’s work.

1.1 Historical engravings and prints

OK, this is a personal obsession of mine, but I recognise it might not be for everyone. Listed here are the places that look like they have good stock at my price point (i.e. tending towards 1–3-digit-price facsimile engravings, copy engravings, or ephemera rather than 4-digit-price original old masters or whatever).

Apple Maps link to all of the above.

2 London governance is cooked like only the English can cook it

London is a cabinet of governance curiosities. After more than a millennium of never-fully-resolved power struggles, it’s accumulated an incredible collection of bizarre case studies in not really redesigning anything—just adding more layers and carve-outs on top of the old ones.

Greater London looks like a single world city. Do not be fooled. It’s more like an unstable regional government that’s been created, abolished, and recreated, plus a set of corporate endowments that do things I’d normally expect a state to do.

A basic fact that points to the rest of the weirdness: “London” contains a legally distinct city inside it: the City of London Corporation governs the Square Mile. The remaining 600 square miles of the capital are governed through the Greater London Authority (Mayor + Assembly) and the 32 London boroughs set up under the London Government Act 1963 (Q: Why does the governing act mention “the Temples” so much?).

The full story of how it got this way is beyond me, but I rustled up some highlights.

2.1 Prequel

Soon after 1066, William I issued a writ/charter confirming Londoners’ existing laws and customs — a document the City still treats as foundational to its corporate continuity (see modern translation).

Then London started getting special. By 1132, the Crown had conceded a key privilege: Londoners could choose their own sheriffs, an office that elsewhere functioned as a royal appointment. Soon after, the City’s chief magistrate became an internally selected civic office. The first recorded mayor, Henry Fitz-Ailwyn (1189), is treated as the start of a continuous mayoralty, and the City describes the Mayoralty as a long-running civic institution. By 1215, the City’s liberties are explicitly named in Magna Carta clause 13 (see a modern translation (Latin and English)/ background). All this makes London a ground zero for democratic governance, of a sort, in England.

2.2 1637: The City of London declines to include all of the city of London

By the 1600s, the built-up metropolis was spilling beyond the medieval City walls. In 1637, under Charles I, the Crown attempted an administrative reform that would have extended the City’s jurisdiction across the growing suburbs—what later writers call the “Great Refusal” (see The London Wanderer’s account and the Independent Labour piece).

The Crown presumably wanted tidier governance (plague control, order, taxation, all the usual early-modern state stuff). But another early-modern thing happened: Institutional power struggle! The City—already a powerful corporate body with entrenched privileges—declined the expansion and kept its governance tightly bounded to more-or-less the old city walls. I’m not sure I understand the mentality, but this happens again and again: when the metropolis grows, the institutions don’t naturally consolidate; they accrete around the gap and everyone preserves their own manor.

2.3 Patchwork metropolis

Most of the history from then on seems to show London as a mishmash of fragmented governance. The state didn’t so much “run London” as tend a wild mess of parishes, vestries, boards, and carve-outs.

We can watch the Victorian state trying to put a lid on it in the Metropolis Management Act 1855, which created a London-wide body for infrastructure and sanitation: the Metropolitan Board of Works.

The Act is worth skimming just for the taxonomy. Its schedules enumerate a metropolis of parishes and districts, but also explicitly list extra-parochial places (“Schedule (C.)”). So here’s a category of London objects:

  • The Close of the Collegiate Church of Saint Peter.
  • Inner Temple.
  • Lincoln’s Inn.
  • Middle Temple.
  • Staple Inn.
  • The Charter House.
  • Gray’s Inn.
  • Furnival’s Inn.

I’m going to read this as “London normalizes exceptions”.

2.4 Engineering London’s governance

The Metropolitan Board of Works (MBW) was the Victorian attempt at metropolitan-scale capacity without metropolitan-scale democracy. It was created by the Metropolis Management Act 1855, staffed indirectly via parish vestries, and tasked with the big physical problems of a rapidly expanding city (roads, sewers, bridges, embankments). Under the Local Government Act 1888, the Board’s powers were transferred to the new London-wide council.

The MBW was rife with scandal. In 1889 it was acrimoniously replaced by the London County Council, the first London-wide authority to be directly elected, with the statutory transfer set out in the same Local Government Act 1888.

One thing the reform didn’t do: absorb the Square Mile into a unified London government. The City remained apart.

Reformers organized through groups like the London Municipal Reform League, arguing for a single democratic authority for the metropolis. Check out The City’s shadowy figure in the under-gallery for an account of some amazing Victorian-era battles about this.

The greatest threat came with an 1884 Government-backed reform bill. This aimed to create a single metropolitan council based on a reformed Corporation. The unreformed Corporation was having none of it and formed a committee to coordinate opposition. This collected a petition of 20,000 signatures – many probably fake or bought – and circulated anti-reform pamphlets; paid people to create intimidating opposition at public meetings; financed groups to stall the bill and mislead Parliament, and established an ‘Anti-One-Municipality League.’ Its spending totalled £19,500 – around £1.9 million today. As a result, the bill ran out of time in the Parliamentary session, and was not reintroduced

The Royal Commission on the Amalgamation of the City and County of London was an inquiry into whether unification might be a good idea. The City’s own submission is defensive.

The Commission recommended unification in principle. London didn’t unify in practice. What did happen was a reorganization of the County of London beneath the LCC: the London Government Act 1899 replaced vestries and district boards with metropolitan boroughs, explicitly described in parliamentary debate as transferring the powers of the old patchwork to borough councils.

So the suburbs got rationalized. The Square Mile stayed special.

2.5 What the hell is the City now?

I’m not sure, but it’s weird, and very stable over time. Case in point 1:

The City employs a senior official called the City Remembrancer, created in 1571, whose modern job description includes monitoring legislation and acting as a parliamentary agent. The role is openly described within the City’s own institutional ecosystem (for example, the archival description of the Remembrancer’s parliamentary work, and City recruitment material that defines the Remembrancer as a parliamentary agent and head of protocol: City of London careers page).

Yep, a dedicated City officer, created in the 1500s, still has an officially acknowledged perch in Parliament’s gallery, tasked with tracking legislation that touches the City’s interests.

Inside the Square Mile, the governing machinery is its own ecosystem: wards, aldermen, a Court of Common Council, and an electoral culture tied to medieval guild structures.

A clean contemporary guide to the basic moving parts is the City’s own Wardmote Book, which sets out the City’s ward elections and the bodies involved. There’s also a livery system: the City states that livery companies are “integral to the City’s governance”, with liverymen participating in the selection of senior civic offices. The assembly called Common Hall exists for liverymen to elect the Lord Mayor and Sheriffs. The mechanics of those elections are described in livery sources such as the Election of Sheriffs notes.

The City retains a business vote. I mean, to be fair, there aren’t that many human beings who live in the City (fewer than 9,000), so it’s just as well there’s a business vote. The legal basis for modernizing and expanding that system is the City of London (Ward Elections) Act 2002. Parliamentary scrutiny of that Bill includes evidence about how City elections operate in practice: for example, discussion of uncontested seats and electoral patterns.

The relationship between the City’s electoral system and modernist institutional design is the same as the relationship between a seagull and a quadcopter.

The City is also a long-lived corporate manager of funds and trusts. It operates multiple funding streams, including City’s Cash, described by the City as an endowment “built up over the last eight centuries” and used to finance activities “mainly for the benefit of London as a whole”. If I had more time, I’d read the City’s Cash annual report and financial statements.

Bridge House Estates—now branded as the City Bridge Foundation—was established roughly nine centuries ago to maintain London Bridge and now looks after multiple central London crossings. A more concrete “what it built and when” summary is laid out in Tower Bridge’s institutional history write-up.

2.6 Greater London: The bit that is not the City

Above borough level, London’s regional governance has repeatedly been, as we’d say now, “phoenixed”.

In 1965, the London Government Act 1963 created the Greater London Council (GLC) and the modern borough structure. The GLC was later abolished by the Local Government Act 1985. London then spent the late 20th century with strategic functions dispersed among multiple bodies. After the abolition of the GLC, “a complex web of bodies” handled aspects of city-wide policy. Thatcher nuked the Greater London Council in the ’80s, apparently as a power play against the left-wing GLC leadership. Regional government returned in 2000 via the Greater London Authority Act 1999 establishing the Mayor of London and the London Assembly.

So now Greater London has a Mayor after a huge hiatus. As opposed to the Lord Mayor of the City of London, who has been there uninterrupted for centuries. Because this is dumb and confusing, the City itself maintains an official explainer distinguishing the Lord Mayor of the City of London from the Mayor of London.

2.7 Institutions that survive by becoming owners, trustees, and exception areas

If we take a step back, London’s administrative oddness isn’t random. The same techniques recur across centuries:

  • preserve a privileged jurisdiction inside a growing metropolis (the City after 1637);
  • tolerate patchwork and exception areas until infrastructure forces a partial rationalization (1855);
  • build metropolitan capacity through indirectly accountable bodies, then replace them when legitimacy collapses (MBW → LCC);
  • attempt unification, then settle for reorganizing everything except the Square Mile (1890s);
  • carry political access forward through specialized offices (the City Remembrancer);
  • embed wealth and function in endowments and trusts that outlive normal municipal cycles (City’s Cash, City Bridge Foundation, Epping Forest conservatorship);
  • re-cut regional government when national politics demands it (1963, 1985, 1999).

Now that we know all this, the steampunk detective radio play called Victoriocity (set in “Even Greater London”) is even more entertaining.

2.8 Forward-facing policy setting

OK WHAT A WILD RIDE. HERE, HAVE SOME YIMBY ARTICLES AS A PALATE CLEANSER:

3 Class

I’m baffled by the UK class system, as is traditional for outsiders. We all enjoy, I think, being confused by the cultural hijinks of a weird island nation that hasn’t had a thorough socioeconomic reset since it was invaded a millennium ago, or at least not as much as its neighbours.

So! Some notes for my own understanding.

I’m not going to talk about accents. That is a whole can of worms.

3.1 Shopping

I think I can see class in the shopping choices people make. In Britain, supermarkets seem to map out social class. While Australia’s Coles or Woolies don’t carry much real status baggage, in the UK a supermarket choice signals something about a person’s social position and taste.

At the top end is Waitrose, leaning into organic veg, nice wine, and “tasteful” interiors—basically shorthand for the comfortable middle class. Marks & Spencer (M&S) sits alongside it, with pricey ready meals and a food hall full of treats rather than essentials. Sainsbury’s is a polite middle zone—solid, reliable, slightly aspirational but still everyday. Tesco is the country’s main supermarket, stretching from basic to premium but leaning toward basic. I find this confusing because the first time I saw Tesco was in Thailand, where it was coded as fancy.

TBH the interiors don’t look that different to me, the prices don’t either, and they all have the same trashy gossip magazines at the checkout. Everything is expensive everywhere. Tesco seems to avoid stocking dark chocolate or any seasonings with even a hint of chilli heat, except in bulk family-sized packs marketed to South Asian shoppers; so there’s some ethnic segmentation too, I guess. Waitrose, perversely, seems to have more “British-grown” produce than the others, so I guess local food is a class privilege? I’m curious whether this is specifically a London thing; maybe local stores in the countryside are heaving with local produce, and it’s only those London bankers flying their berries in from Morocco.

Below those local brands, Aldi and Lidl seem generally “cheap”-coded, but with the cost-of-living crisis even people who look rich seem to have Aldi groceries at home.

Also, department stores still seem big here, or at least culturally salient; I’m less sure what their actual turnover is. And they’re heavily class-coded too. More heavily class-coded? Harrods is old-school luxury—tourist heaven, chandeliers and caviar counters. Selfridges is modern luxury, more about design and art. M&S is also in this category, again playing its middle-class role: safe, familiar, mostly not flashy.

AFAICT, people don’t go to department stores at all if they’re lower-class-coded; instead they get their stuff at Argos, I guess?

The bakery coding is similar (Gail’s is middle-class, Greggs is working-class, Pret and Paul are in between).1 This is… I guess, more familiar to me from Australia, where people also invest in bakery-based social signalling.

3.2 Arts and music and all that

Is London cool? Is it a cultural capital? What does that even mean? I’m not sure, but people have opinions.

TODO: write about arts scene.

4 Attitudes to heating

My God. People here are obsessed with the high cost of their heating. I knew this before I arrived. There are adverts at every Tube station for cheaper energy suppliers. I was ready to be sympathetic to their plight. My sympathy has, er, cooled now that I’ve seen what people around me are trying to heat, and how.

At least in the places I’ve been, buildings have ancient single-pane windows and leaky doors, and these barn-like structures are heated by a constant roar of gas heaters, usually with dumb design choices like putting the radiator just below the window on an exterior wall, which minimizes how much heat the building retains. When the space gets too hot, do they turn down the thermostat? No, they do not. It seems to be completely culturally normal to open windows in winter while the heating is blasting rather than figure out how to use the thermostat controls. Some people will not be happy until the very laws of thermodynamics are repealed.

Update: Apparently I am misinterpreting this. In fact, the windows are open to air places out, not to cool them down. So the cultural weirdness is that people don’t turn the heating off when airing out the space? And they also leave the windows open for long periods of time because their buildings are simultaneously too leaky to heat but not leaky enough to breathe?

ALSO, what is it with the prevalence of gas heating? Even if you think that climate change isn’t a thing, why introduce an extra supply-chain dependency on imports? And why not get electric heat pumps so we can have heating in winter and cooling in summer?

IDK, I think they just aren’t very good at living in the climate they have, no matter how I try to rationalize the specific ways this manifests.

5 Bargelyf

So many houseboats and bargehomes on the canals!

In contemporary London, living on a canal boat is less a heritage reenactment and more a housing market adaptation. The London Assembly’s “Moor or Less” report notes that rising rents and house prices have pushed more people onto the water, estimating up to ~10,000 people living across London’s waterways (it cites roughly 100 miles of canals plus 42 miles of the Thames). Fun thing to note: the number of boats rose faster than the supply of moorings and essentials like water points and waste disposal.

The institutional setup is characteristically baroque English legacy weirdness. Much of the network is run by the Canal & River Trust, a charity created in 2012 from British Waterways’ assets. To live aboard you need a licence; if you don’t have a lawful “home mooring”, the fallback is “continuous cruising” under British Waterways Act 1995, section 17: the Trust says you must be on “bona fide navigation” and (generally) not stay more than 14 days in a given neighbourhood (CRT guidance in a given neighbourhood).

“Permanent” London moorings are scarce and often priced like the kind of scarce urban land rights that boats are supposed to supplement; the Guardian’s 2019 account describes CRT leasing many moorings via auctions and reports mooring costs that can reach eye-watering levels in prime spots. If you’re a continuous cruiser, the bureaucracy treats “needing to stay within commuting distance of work or school” as an unacceptable reason to linger, so “moving house every fortnight” sounds onerous. Even though you’re afloat, council tax can apply to houseboats as domestic property, by the logic that houseboat crowding still puts pressure on the council.

They look charming though.

6 London is biggggg

Elsewhere discussed: Urban scaling laws, which predict the distribution of city sizes—for a given nation-state, how many people are in the biggest city versus the second biggest, etc.

London breaks those laws; it makes up too damn big a chunk of the UK’s population and economic output to fit the usual patterns. The term of art for this is “London behaves like a primate city”: it is so dominant in population and economic output that it sits off the top end of the usual scaling laws that relate city size to indicators like GDP or innovation. When you plot European cities on the standard superlinear urban scaling curves, London (and IIRC its French counterpart, Paris) tends to appear as an outlier “dragon‑king” megacity rather than just the next step up in a smooth hierarchy (Arcaute et al. 2015; Bettencourt and Lobo 2016). Something about being the former capital of a global empire, perhaps?

7 Cartography

A good city to map, based on how many maps have been made.

Everyone in London speaks in postcodes. “I live in NW3—can we get coffee there?” is a thing we could say. Notably, the print shops I mentioned above have postcodes listed. There are many guides to decoding the postcodes, but here is the one I used: Decoding London Postcodes, The Easy Way. tl;dr: NW9 is northwest of the middle and farther away from that middle than NW1. We can guess most of the rest.

There is of course a cool history; the modern postcode grew out of an older postal district system. Of course, it totally clashes with other administrative units.

8 Sexy, queer London

  • Of course I should have mentioned Damien Frost’s exquisite documentation of the Night Flowers (Frost 2016)
  • WAX feels very London: a sex‑positive events empire that built its own app, launched it with a big multi‑brand party at Heaven in 2023, and iterated it into WAX/WeAreX— a hybrid dating‑and‑events platform for kink‑ and queer‑friendly, sexy-time communities that treats London’s nightlife as its home turf while steadily scaling outward. Includes adorably local features such as integrating with the National Health Service STI tests. Looks like excellent community design for, like, bangs. As such, I’m calling this a distinctive local sexy institution.
  • The Institute of Sexology is a literal sexual institution, at the Wellcome Collection. Damn, I should go.

9 London fiction

  • Fallen London “Forty years ago, London was stolen by bats.” —Local interactive gothic horror comedy

10 Material goods

Freecycle: Museum Freecycle UK Group.

11 Coffee

Survivable, albeit in a grim joyless kind of way where you are either drinking burned coffee pod sludge, or eternally questing for the 1 in 20 cafes that can hire baristas worthy of the name.

12 Incoming

13 References

Arcaute, Hatna, Ferguson, et al. 2015. Constructing Cities, Deconstructing Scaling Laws.” Journal of the Royal Society Interface.
Bettencourt, and Lobo. 2016. Urban Scaling in Europe.” Journal of the Royal Society Interface.
Frost. 2016. Night Flowers: from avant-drag to extreme haute-couture by Frost Damien.

Footnotes

  1. I will go on record saying that Gail’s has the best chocolate babka.↩︎