Many people express the opinion that I am on Facebook a whole lot. I am not. I am only ever on Facebook for the mercenary reason that I wish to persuade people to do things for me for free, which is infrequent.
However, Facebook, business-plan-be-praised, doesn’t want to let it look like a void of empty performance of fake-smile social favour vampires, so they do their best to animate the stinking corpse of my Facebook profile, to let it seem that interesting things are happening. So easy to look like you actually log in! Wow! Much peer engagement! Very influencer!
And Twitters; Who has time for the Twitters? Presidents and other unsavoury persons! People who manage your “engagement” with their “brand”!
Don’t worry, social media’s woefully dysfunctional profit model means they are incentivised to make it easy for you to pretend to be there. Yes I am totally flirting with you because you are nice not because I want to interfere in elections.
Anyway, you are supposed to be on social media these days, so the important thing is to occasionally water those social media profiles with some spinkles of content, so that your brand bursts or pops or thrusts or whatever brands do these days.
Firstly, use generic web automation.
- more gray-hat: you can buy automated bots to do facebook/instagram etc shit for you; specifically, stuff that requires genuine human interaction that is NOT supported by the manufacturers APIs. Dropping $200 for that seems like a lot, but it would hypothetically save more than a few hours’ coding if that were your thing. It would also have limited consumer protections and an unusually high likelihood of malware.
There are some good tips in karicoss’s post on data liberation which could be used to do more malevolent things than they suggest.
Binky offers all the pleasure of tapping, scrolling, liking, and commenting without any of the burden of meaning.