Melbourne/Naarm

Australia’s culture sweatshop

October 18, 2021 — September 11, 2024

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My current hometown.

1 Flesh-eating bacteria

2 “Naarm”

The city is reputedly known as Naarm in the Boonwurrung and Woiwurrung languages (although it is complicated). Naarm has advantages in that the way local English-speakers pronounce Melbourne is baffling to outsiders, and disadvantages in that it has little brand recognition. Also, I suspect that the way English speakers say ‘Naarm’ is incorrect1 The very-woke use ‘Naarm’ exclusively. Anti-woke hipsters use ‘Melbourne’ exclusively. I personally think that arguments about naming things are a quagmire and will call this city whatever the current context demands.

3 Veg boxes

4 Incoming

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Footnotes

  1. However, the Woiwurrung language seems to have no native speakers, so this likely annoys fewer people.↩︎