Tracking my website traffic

Optimising scarce attention into the shopping cart widget

I would like to record traffic to my website using some minimalist tracker system which ideally does not give my users’ data to google.

This is often conflated with “analytics” which is AFAICT the process of putting your traffic data into a dashboard which looks colourful in the annual report.

For my purposes I currently use Gauges, which at USD6/month is probably too expensive for the minimal service they actually provide me. Also their site is so derelict that I am pretty sure the business will fold soon. Anyway, there is a script to download all the data that I care about (just popularity) at the bottom of this page.

If I had time I might build a lighter cheaper option using some serverless functions. There are some examples of that below.

At some point it probably becomes onerous to keep track of the various privacy requirements of web tracking in your jurisdiction. I am not expert in that.

Open source analytics

Alternatively I can spin up a server and use an open-source analytics option, which is also insane because it is overkill. A whole server sitting there doing nothing but waiting for mouse clicks? That I am supposed to maintain? 🤮

Here are some open source semi-DIY options.


Probably the most sensible except for the weird pricing structures that always seem to be targetting a webs store with 100 times my traffic

A comprehensive list of alternatives is onurakpolat/awesome-analytics: A curated list of analytics frameworks, software and other tools.

To google analytics or not

Question: Are my google search results harmed by no using Google Analytics to track my traffic? Obviously I am keen not to do market research for them for free, but if my website tracking facilitates the prominence of my website then I guess I am no longer doing it for free? Is this a real thing? What is my price for selling your info to the man? It turns out o be extremely hard to get actual information on this. Google seems to be secretive, and all the obvious searches on this theme are squatted by SEO firms trying to sell me their product.


If I want to roll my own I will possibly want geocoding so I can locate my readers. In fact, if would rather store a geolocation estimate than an actual IP for privacy reasons. Here are some options:

# Database URL

# SHA256 URL

Download my data

#! /usr/bin/env python3
Export traffic using
import requests
import sys
import re
from time import sleep
import datetime
from socket import timeout
import json


def next_chunk(
    for attempt in range(MAX_ATTEMPTS):
        r = requests.get(
                "X-Gauges-Token": TOKE
        if r.status_code == 200:
            return r.json()

def get_nexturl(resp):
    if resp["urls"]["next_page"] is not None:
        return resp["urls"]["next_page"]
    elif resp["urls"]["older"] is not None:
        return resp["urls"]["older"]
    return None

def squish(resp):
    return [_squish(record, resp["date"]) for record in resp["content"]]

def _squish(record, date):
    record["date"] = date
    return record

def main():
    tracks = []
    resp = next_chunk()
    nexturl = get_nexturl(resp)
    while nexturl is not None:
        resp = next_chunk(nexturl)
        nexturl = get_nexturl(resp)

        with open("track.json", "w") as h:
            json.dump(tracks, h, indent=1)

if __name__ == "__main__":

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